What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why is there so much free porn on the internet?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

Dr No

What are some alternatives to wearing a bra? Why do some women feel pressure to wear bras even though there may not be any benefits?

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How do I get fit at home?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

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Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?